5.) SELF-RIGHTEOUS BUMPER STICKERS
Trust me, no one gives a rip that your kid is an honor student, especially if their kid isn’t.
6.) FAKE CHROME SPINNING HUBCAPS
Made to look like Spinner Wheels, these imitation spinners are built from cheap plastic and fake chrome coating resulting in the perfect automotive accessory to make any car look much worse.
7.) BOGUS VENTS AND HOOD SCOOPS
It’s bad enough when car manufacturers add non-functional vents and scoops to their cars, but to purposely add aftermarket stick-on fake vents and scoops is downright idiotic and will make your car look awfully cheap in a hurry.
8.) CALVIN URINATING STICKERS
A sticker of a cartoon young boy peeing on things is not at all cool.
9.) CAR EYE LASHES & CARSTACHES
Unless it’s Halloween and you’re driving to a costume party to one-up everyone by also dressing up your car, then don’t drive around with one of these ridiculous, tacky fake moustaches or set of headlight eye lashes.